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Leftover Al Pastor, seasoned potatoes (I seasoned up some fries to speed things up) chipotle creme, fried egg, hot sauce to taste

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[–] breathless_RACEHORSE@lemmy.world 5 points 10 months ago

Beautifully done.

My dumb ass initially missed the lowercase L, and read your headline as A.I. Pastor. Then I contemplated a completely robotic church, and, thanks to your pic, got really hungry.

But mostly I just want to start the "Robots to save your soul" campaign and automate religion.

Welcome to the church, fellow human. Please attend to the baptismal dunking machine. That's Henry, our resident industrial arm robot. 7487 pitches this week, and he's never missed. Alexa will take your confession in the next booth. Don't worry, anonymity is a thing of the past, and your confessed sins will be reflected in your Amazon shopping list. Finally, the two vending machines will provide the body and blood of Christ, both expertly prepared on the spot with both wine and grape juice options available.