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Use one time? Please. I want to ride that thing so much it develops sentience just to escape from me. If I had the money I'd buy it in a fucking heartbeat and have zero regrets. Alas I have already purchased my Christmas gifts for me and even if I saved all that money it wouldn't add up to one of those dildos. I am what is known as extremely fucking poor.
INB4 !Risa organizes a fundraiser to gift @Stamets a giant dildo in appreciation for all the memes.
I mean... I wouldn't say no.
I'll throw in $5 towards your giant unicorn schlong. Tis the season and all.
It's an ice dragon actually, thank you very much!
Pointy. The medium green is $80 on clearance. I think a Risa fundraiser to get you a Klingon green alien stuffing stocker is something that needs to happen.
I'm in
Set it up. I’ll throw in 5 bucks as well.
I'll match that.
I contacted the company and, sadly, they no longer sell gift certificates.
Where is this fundraiser?
Direct in my paypal baby.
Where do I find that?
At the corner of IWas and Kidding
But I bookmarked this so I could contribute! I want a review from Stamets! 😂
Oh god... can you fucking imagine? "Why is the meme man talking about dildos? I'm scared"
I mean you don't have to post it on Risa 😄
Oh! Well if you do end up making a fundraiser count me in. We're gonna get you fucked! :)
Ah if only. Alas I am bad with gifts and a mess anyway lol
Well, if you change your mind we're here for ya!
Appreciate you <3
OP is the real entertainment of this post
I feel like I learned so much about you today Stamets…
All goes downhill from here
Well now I’m envisioning a giant dildo inching away like an inchworm