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Why couldn't the amulet have been hidden by Aunt Alice, who understands modern key exchange algorithms?

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[–] kryptonianCodeMonkey@lemmy.world 77 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (2 children)

Now, I don't want to be the asshole that shits on a nearly 40 year old classic movie... but why would the Goonies' map, written in Spanish, rhyme when translated to English? And why would it translate into "Olde English" with a bunch of "ye" this and "ye" that?

[–] Glyphord@lemmy.world 51 points 11 months ago (2 children)

My head cannon is that it’s being interpreted by Mouth who is adding his own artistic flair to the text. So the “ye” this and that are just him playing around with the words.

[–] kryptonianCodeMonkey@lemmy.world 27 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Him playing around makes sense the first time he's translating the Spanish in the attic. It makes less sense when he keeps doing it after they're running for their lives from the Fratelli's, dodging booby traps and are facing yet another trap that is a full pipe organ made of human bones. And he's clearly scared when he translates it. But, maybe he just has weird defense mechanisms, I don't know.

[–] kakes@sh.itjust.works 37 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Maybe he was just committed to the bit by that point.

[–] kryptonianCodeMonkey@lemmy.world 21 points 11 months ago (1 children)

We've all been guilty of carrying the bit too long before

[–] pomodoro_longbreak@sh.itjust.works 5 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Yeah... memories of me as a preteen pretending to choke in front of my siblings. Still feel a pang of guilt from that one every now and then.

[–] kryptonianCodeMonkey@lemmy.world 5 points 11 months ago (1 children)

It was "drowning" for me, seeing how long I could float face down and completely limp in the pool. I could go for around a minute. And that's too long when nobody else is in on the game.

[–] pomodoro_longbreak@sh.itjust.works 4 points 11 months ago

lol what's wrong with us?

[–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 4 points 11 months ago

Is your head cannon a front-loader?

[–] Dumbkid@lemmy.dbzer0.com 37 points 11 months ago (2 children)

Also "ye" in olde English is just pronounced the. It's wasn't a y it was used for the letter thorn which made the th sound. They never said ye. So there's no way the Spanish would translate to fake old english

[–] Pipoca@lemmy.world 14 points 11 months ago

Ish.

There's ye as in "hear ye, hear ye". That's a y. It's an inflected form of you, much as they had both thee and thou.

Then there's writing þe as ye.

[–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 6 points 11 months ago (1 children)
[–] RickyRigatoni@lemmy.ml 8 points 11 months ago (1 children)
[–] agent_flounder@lemmy.world 11 points 11 months ago (1 children)
[–] RickyRigatoni@lemmy.ml 4 points 11 months ago

not on my christian lemmy server