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What is the best script to deal with this?
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No need to go outside this script?
speak very basic and plain. don't use coloqualisms, don't use slang, etc.
One guy told a cop "I want my lawyer, dog", and and they never got him one saying there were no dog lawyers, and the courts..of course, backed up the police, in clear violation of common sense and decency.
Just pretend they're a computer, same thing with laws. There's a reason it usually called the
Tax CodeorCriminal CodeMake 'em divide by zero by recursively using that script or the endless WHY loop
If only they always answered with either just yes or no.
But you can choose to do that confidently with something like this is mind
You just refuse to accept non yes/no answers. Play dumb. So...yes...no...i dont understand
Edit: or just do that kid thing where they ask "Why?" -> Why? -> Why?...