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Why must it be this way? (but also I'd like shark please) (startrek.website)
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[–] empireOfLove@lemmy.one 94 points 1 year ago (4 children)

Secret: just buy women's deodorant for the odors, nobody is stopping you

[–] BigPapaE@lemmy.world 99 points 1 year ago (3 children)

And have my dick fall off? No thanks

[–] PersnickityPenguin@lemm.ee 11 points 1 year ago

I think you have to pay extra for that. Its only free in California.

[–] TheFriendlyArtificer@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago

I'll help you for a nominal fee if I can keep the tip.

[–] oillut@lemm.ee 49 points 1 year ago (4 children)

Can confirm, I do this for shampoo, conditioner and body wash too.

I get to smell like fruit and shit instead of “pleasant chemicals”

[–] Zehzin@lemmy.world 27 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Hmm should I smell like fresh ginger and lemongrass or gasoline and gunpowder.

[–] name_NULL111653@pawb.social 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I prefer fighter jet exhaust and 100 low-lead myself...

[–] Aux@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

Jet fuel has a very nice smell actually.

[–] newIdentity@sh.itjust.works 7 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

I get to smell like fruit and shit instead of “pleasant chemicals”

Now I really want to make Piperonal since it apparently smells really good. I just lack money, equipment and skill.

Also I don't know how legal that would be since it could be used as a MDMA precursor and even if it's legal I don't really want to get the house of my parents raided.

[–] rob_t_firefly@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

I'm a generally masculine-presenting cis guy and I've never liked cologney smells. My favorite deodorant all my adult life has been one from the women's section that has a picture of cucumbers on it. The scent is subtle, not overwhelmingly chemical or perfumey, it keeps the B.O. at bay, and nobody really notices it but me.

[–] IntentionallyAnon@lemm.ee 3 points 1 year ago (2 children)

The only pleasant fruit to smell like is strawberries

[–] big_duck_energy@partizle.com 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I buy strawberry shampoo, but I also like citrus smells.

[–] JackFrostNCola@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago

I could smell mandarin everyday and not get bored

[–] stochasticity@lemmy.world 17 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I want my deodorant to smell like sharks.

[–] JesusTheCarpenter@feddit.uk 1 points 1 year ago

Just rub some fresh salmon steak under your armpits. You're welcome.

[–] LaunchesKayaks@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I'm allergic to the scents in women's deodorant. I get hives. I use a pleasant (imo) smelling old spice and it is great. Especially because I sweat a LOT.

[–] FinalRemix@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

Are you sure it's the scents and it's deodorant, and not antiperspirant? I have trouble with antiperspirant but deodorant is fine.