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submitted 11 months ago by dullbananas@lemmy.ca to c/programmerhumor@lemmy.ml

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[–] xmunk@sh.itjust.works 48 points 11 months ago (2 children)

You say that and yet... APIs and XML-RPC are essentially the same thing. But APIs don't make me wake up in the middle of the night in a cold sweat.

[–] ShunkW@lemmy.world 39 points 11 months ago (1 children)

You... You shut your whore mouth. We don't talk about xml here

[–] GroteStreet@aussie.zone 49 points 11 months ago (3 children)

Go wash your mouth with some SOAP.

[–] db2@sopuli.xyz 49 points 11 months ago (2 children)

Patrick Star claustrophobic meme, captioned "XMLHttpRequest()"

[–] camr_on@lemmy.world 18 points 11 months ago

Actually scary

[–] boomzilla@programming.dev 12 points 11 months ago (2 children)

[–] MajorHavoc@lemmy.world 7 points 11 months ago

In all these replies, this one actually made me wince in pain. I guess I had cleared the term AJAX from my memories.

[–] ICastFist@programming.dev 4 points 11 months ago

Next thing you know, there's JSON wielding a machete right behind you

[–] deadbeef79000@lemmy.nz 7 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

Yo dawg, I heard you like HTTP and XML, so I put XML in your HTTP in your XML over HTTP.

[–] user224@lemmy.sdf.org 6 points 11 months ago (1 children)

That brought up some memories...

[–] MajorHavoc@lemmy.world 1 points 11 months ago (1 children)

We could form a support group. Maybe the least healthy support group in history, but a support gro up.

[–] user224@lemmy.sdf.org 2 points 11 months ago

Oh, sorry. I created a misunderstanding it seems. I was referring to actual soap, not SOAP. I can still hear dad telling me to go wash my mouth with soap.

[–] MajorHavoc@lemmy.world 1 points 11 months ago

Yeah. I consider it important to maintain a healthy agnosticism about the possibility of heaven. It's dangerous to wait to start living as the person I want to be!

But on the topic of hell - well, I've needed to make two computers talk to eachother using the XML specification. I know that hell is very real.