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I'm shitting in the shower.
Aw! I'm shitting in the sink!
I'm squatting on the landing at the top of the stairs and now need to shuffle off in shame to get some TP for my bunghole.
Iโm shitting inside my vanity but also have the vanity inside me so Iโm pretty sure Iโm dead.
10 minutes ago Iโd have been rolling on the freeway at 69mph. So dead either way I guess.