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While half-asleep, I heard and saw my door creak and open wide. Then when I woke up later, it was fully closed. Is it possible I hallucinated it? (monyet.cc)

submitted 1 year ago by DragonWasabi@monyet.cc to c/asklemmy@lemmy.ml

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[–] SourWeasel@lemmy.today 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

…they won't be able to fix the tape even if they close the door when they leave.

Jokes on you, I didn't leave. I just re-tape the door before I hide under people's bed.

[–] FrostyTrichs@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago

You're about to be treated to a symphony of flatulence that one might compare to the sounds of repeatedly fisting a jar of mayonnaise.