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I have an electrical engineering joke but it will probably meet resistance (discuss.tchncs.de)

submitted 1 year ago by niksch@discuss.tchncs.de to c/programmerhumor@lemmy.ml

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[–] jaykay@lemmy.zip 33 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Oh my god I hate this format so much

[–] UnRelatedBurner@sh.itjust.works 12 points 1 year ago (5 children)

I, on the other hand, love it

I have a geography joke, but I don't know where it is

I have a statistics joke, but it's not significant

I have an economics joke, but it's not in demand

I have a civil engineering joke, but it's still under construction

I have a philosophy joke, but I don't know why

I have a mathematics joke, but I can't prove it

I have a physics joke, but it has low potential

I have a chemistry joke, but it's still brewing

I have a biology joke, but it's not viable

I have a software engineering joke, but it's still in production

I have a videogame joke, but it's played out

I have a dad joke, but it's not apparent

I have a time travel joke, but you didn't like it

I have a geology joke, it rocks

I have an electrical engineering joke, but it'll probably meet resistance

not original ones, but saved them in text format

[–] dukk@programming.dev 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I have an exercise joke, but it doesn’t really work out.

[–] UnRelatedBurner@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 year ago

haha, added

[–] Tiptopit@feddit.de 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I also got a geology joke, but it's schist.

[–] UnRelatedBurner@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

never heard that word before..

[–] twice_twotimes@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 year ago

I have a linguistics joke, but it wouldn’t translate.

I have a psychology joke, but you wouldn’t Likert.

[–] FiskFisk33@startrek.website 2 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

I have a geology joke and it's the joke of a lifetime, or a hundred.

[–] SimonHoogwerff@feddit.nl 1 points 1 year ago

I have a military joke, but I couldn't defend it

[–] bluespin@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

Same. Maybe I'm just old, but this isn't even slightly funny. Wish the repetitive, low-effort memes were left back on reddit

[–] RustedSwitch@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

Jokeception