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Brain: Open your eyes.
Person sleeping on bed: Permission denied.
Brain: Sudo open your eyes.
Person sleeping on bed: The brain is not in the sudoers file. This incident will be reported.
this post was submitted on 18 Nov 2023
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The incident report part is what truly scares me.
https://xkcd.com/838/