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What are the worst names you could give a baby boy? (lemmy.dbzer0.com)

submitted 1 year ago by FlyForABeeGuy@lemmy.dbzer0.com to c/asklemmy@lemmy.ml

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Hello you awesome people,

Friends are having a boy and everyone they know wants to push a name on the child. So I decided to be the best friend they could have and to offer only bad, ugly or horrendous names to the lucky parents so they could have a laugh. I already send them some names and dictators, Smeagol, Steve and Juan-Esteban.

So please, people or Lemmy, give me the worst names you could give a child, so that I can help them as a good friend!

Ps: don't worry, I've already planned some meals to drop off when the gremlin will be there to feed the parents. And some take-out vouchers so they won't get food poisoning

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[–] ryan@the.coolest.zone 133 points 1 year ago (7 children)

Bob, short for Bobert. So that every time he has to say his full name to anyone on the phone or fill out forms somewhere, he has to repeatedly explain that, no, it's not Robert, it's Bobert.

[–] KISSmyOS@lemmy.world 17 points 1 year ago

Best one so far

[–] Sweetpeaches69@lemmy.world 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Extra points if you tell him it's because of Lauren Boebert, the classiest woman to walk this earth.

[–] bradorsomething@ttrpg.network 2 points 1 year ago

Ted, get off of Lemmy.

[–] TheBananaKing@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago

You monster.

[–] Jinn@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 year ago

Robert with a B

[–] BananaPeal@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 year ago

Tombert.

[–] burgersc12@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Ngl i have considered calling every Rob/Bob i know Bobert, but i like this idea better

[–] root_beer@midwest.social 1 points 1 year ago

I knew someone who did that to me in high school. I hated him, for many reasons, mind, but that was one. I hated him enough to be almost glad his wife died. Not that I am, and nothing against her, just… fuck him.

I’ve been called Bert by one guy, and sometimes I wonder if I should have run with that. Another guy would call me Rootbeer. I was totally fine with that, as you can see.