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JavaScript's days are numbered (dormi.zone)

submitted 1 year ago by HKayn@dormi.zone to c/programmerhumor@lemmy.ml

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Source: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Time_formatting_and_storage_bugs#Year_275,760

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[–] mkwarman@lemmy.mkwarman.com 114 points 1 year ago (3 children)

If we're still using JavaScript in the year 275,760 we deserve the resulting epoch collapse

[–] lorty@lemmy.ml 14 points 1 year ago

Javascript will subsume all other languages by then. Humanity won't even know that others existed, or even what it is. It'll just be called Script, the way you tell computers what to do when the AI doesn't understand your prompts correctly.

[–] Maven@lemmy.sdf.org 13 points 1 year ago

Epochalypse...

[–] _dev_null@lemmy.zxcvn.xyz 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Who knew The Cosmic AC would be running js.

[–] bjornsno@lemm.ee 1 points 1 year ago

Thanks, I love oddly comforting techno theology