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[–] asteriskeverything@lemmy.world 83 points 1 year ago (3 children)

I want him to blow his top like a cartoon where his face gets red, steam comes out of his ears, and the toupee flies a foot straight up into the air

[–] asteriskeverything@lemmy.world 58 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (6 children)
[–] sunbytes@lemmy.world 25 points 1 year ago (1 children)

That seems weirdly concise for him (to have typed). I wonder if he's got some publicist taking dictation.

[–] nova_ad_vitum@lemmy.ca 10 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I think at this point he definitely dictates to some lackey (and you know that guy wears a bowtie) who takes his word salad and turns it onto something vaguely comprehensible.

[–] ZoopZeZoop@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

Other than Tucker, what's wrong with bow ties?

[–] CouncilOfFriends@slrpnk.net 12 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Please, cry more Donald. It brightens my day and I really need it

Turns our his tears were the fountain of youth all along. It rejuvenates us mind, body, and soul.

[–] CharlesDarwin@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

That's some serious copium he's got there. I wonder how the magoos are dealing with this kind of crying from little d. Are they crying just as hard?

[–] GladiusB@lemmy.world 9 points 1 year ago

They don't understand it. It will just be "yay he won!" Or "they cheated to win!".

[–] viperex@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago

He's not allowed to go after the law clerk so he's dumping everything he's got on the judge

[–] Karyoplasma@discuss.tchncs.de 6 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

The judge sounds like a rational human then. Thanks for confirming that everything is in order, Donald.

I do concede that I didn't read the complete "statement" because I phased out around halfway through this unhinged rant tho.

[–] Rootiest@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Case over you guys!

Everyone has to stop being mean to me now.

I said CASE OVER!

You're late enough to the party that idk if this will get the appreciation I think it deserves. So Thank you for making me laugh I genuinely enjoyed your comment when a lot of the political jokes are tired repeated things.

[–] FuglyDuck@lemmy.world 10 points 1 year ago

With a steam train horn sound in the background.