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Last time, I used: "Anybody need anything while I'm out?" and that went over well. May not make it through this surgery on Friday, so I turn to Lemmy for top-notch suggestions for my potential last words!

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[–] elucubra@sopuli.xyz 100 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

I had surgery three weeks back. The mood in the OR was good. As they were strapping me to the table for bone surgery on my femur, ( They were going to have to exert force, and I needed to be on my side), I asked them if tbay had all watched the youtube tutorials. Laughs ensued.

[–] Mr_Blott@lemmy.world 31 points 1 year ago (1 children)

*Laughs and slight sideways glances at eachother

Ftfy

[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago

Some of them forgot to watch the youtube tutorials

[–] TommyAdagio@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Stealing this for my next colonoscopy.

[–] ours@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

"I'm an influencer, can I stream this on Twitch?"