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Long Island's Sand Filled Condom (startrek.website)
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[–] v_krishna@lemmy.ml 28 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Lol this site is gold. Even for the good apples, the descriptions are wild.

Most would expect this clown-urine soaked frog testicle to taste like an unhealed surgical wound since each bite resembles a freshly picked scab. However, most (whoever they are) should prepare their expectations to be shattered.

[–] christian@lemmy.ml 12 points 1 year ago

Storing well through the winter, its flesh is dense, tough, and chewy like an embalmed cadaver (which quickly devolves into mush like a regular cadaver).