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It's not great (media.kbin.social)

submitted 1 year ago by mycodesucks@kbin.social to c/programmerhumor@lemmy.ml

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[–] scottmeme@sh.itjust.works 10 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I don't post my code to GitHub because I use GitLab. We are not the same

[–] TechieDamien@lemmy.ml 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I don't post to GitLab because I use Gitea. We are not the same.

[–] rmuk@feddit.uk 18 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

I don't post to Gitea because I scrawl my code onto a piece of leather made of human flesh and venture down to the shore on a stormy night to hurl it into a raging sea as I shriek insults at God in a language known only to madmen. We are not the same.

[–] dmrzl@programming.dev 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Oh, you are the guy from the neighboring beach. We should consider synchronizing our sacrifice.

[–] SexualPolytope@lemmy.sdf.org 2 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

When are you guys doing it? For me, it's usually every other Saturday evening.