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What are you using? Notepad? (lemmy.world)

submitted 1 year ago by qaz@lemmy.world to c/programmerhumor@lemmy.ml

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[–] Steeve@lemmy.ca 17 points 1 year ago (2 children)

What are you using; notepad?

(I don't know what semicolons are for in English)

[–] caseyweederman@lemmy.ca 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)

That's fine. Nobody else does either.

[–] sheogorath@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Here is a lesson in creative writing. First rule: Do not use semicolons. They are transvestite hermaphrodites representing absolutely nothing. All they do is show you've been to college.

Kurt Vonnegut

[–] troyunrau@lemmy.ca 6 points 1 year ago

Unpopular opinion: I dislike Vonnegut and his particular brand of snark. His anti-intellectualism drives me mad.

[–] HumanPerson@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 year ago

They are for pedantic literature people to argue about, duh.