this post was submitted on 12 Oct 2023
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[–] saltnotsugar@lemm.ee 24 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Why are you here soldier?
“I want to make a difference!”
Why are you REALLY here soldier!?
“…I want big ol tiddies.”
Don’t you EVER forget that.

[–] rug_burn@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 year ago

Not gonna lie, you had me in the first half

Why does this read like a Zack and Mike conversation.