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[–] TheDragonRebornEMA@alien.top 1 points 11 months ago (11 children)

You are selling CR7 short. Some of Cristiano's performances in knockout rounds of CLs in threepeat are stuff of almost unattainable legend. If Haaland can come close to that, hats truly off. But I doubt that he will.

[–] cortez0498@alien.top 1 points 11 months ago (3 children)

New theory, Bellingham is Azor Ahai

[–] akselmonrose@alien.top 1 points 11 months ago (1 children)
[–] DekoyDuck@alien.top 1 points 11 months ago

Confirmed, Vincent Tan is bringing back the red and black and signing Bellingham to Cardiff City.

[–] yajtraus@alien.top 1 points 11 months ago

Nah he’s Joseph Smith

[–] HelpMeSum1Help@alien.top 1 points 11 months ago

Southgate: Nobody tell him

[–] malevolentintent@alien.top 1 points 11 months ago (7 children)

In b4 Southgate plays him as RB

[–] halfeatenreddit@alien.top 1 points 11 months ago

As if Bellingham wouldn’t be world class in every outfield position.

[–] Mom_said_I_am_cute@alien.top 1 points 11 months ago

Flashback time when I play FIFA Player Career mode and I play as a Striker and for some reason my coach always puts me to RB for the last 15 minutes of the game when we need a goal.

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[–] jugol@alien.top 1 points 11 months ago

Ju D. Bellingham

[–] WalkingCloud@alien.top 1 points 11 months ago (3 children)
[–] johnz0n@alien.top 1 points 11 months ago

i recently watched the Beckham docu on Netflix. it will be interesting how Bellingham does in the next tournament. similat age and similar "chosen one) status as Beckham in '98

[–] enjoy_your_lunch@alien.top 1 points 11 months ago (1 children)

tbf Bellingham winning England something while the team is being sandbagged and handicapped by Southgate would be a legit achievement

[–] Deetawb@alien.top 1 points 11 months ago (1 children)

True, before southgate we were such a great team.

[–] enjoy_your_lunch@alien.top 1 points 11 months ago (1 children)

just because before 'x' there was 'y' doesn't mean 'x' ain't 'x' lol

[–] Phunwithscissors@alien.top 1 points 11 months ago (1 children)

I think he means England arent being sandbagged they are just dogshit

[–] enjoy_your_lunch@alien.top 1 points 11 months ago (1 children)

he can't be serious then because the current side is pretty fucking good imo and I'm not even english

[–] Phunwithscissors@alien.top 1 points 11 months ago (2 children)

Good enough to win a game or two after the group stage sure

[–] AceUK@alien.top 1 points 11 months ago (2 children)

I mean we would’ve literally won the last Euros if we weren’t being sandbagged by Southgate…

[–] Big_man03@alien.top 1 points 11 months ago
[–] Ricb76@alien.top 1 points 11 months ago

Came down to a crap shoot so you can argue that England can win a Major Trophy. They could have won World Cup too. That game against France was neck and neck.

[–] enjoy_your_lunch@alien.top 1 points 11 months ago (1 children)

curious which national sides you rank above them? in terms of squad talent

[–] opdut@alien.top 1 points 11 months ago
[–] StreetkidLife@alien.top 1 points 11 months ago (1 children)

It's nothing to do with English hype. There was German media, then Spanish media, and now world media talking about him

[–] WalkingCloud@alien.top 1 points 11 months ago

If you read my comment you’ll notice I actually said English media were ‘watching the hype train take off’.

[–] kurtgustavwilckens@alien.top 1 points 11 months ago

Judesatz Bellinghamderach, the Lisan Al'Gaib. The one that will transform the deserts into gardens. The God Emperor.

[–] matthieuC@alien.top 1 points 11 months ago

I'll there be cake?

[–] ecidarrac@alien.top 1 points 11 months ago (1 children)

He will bring balance to the force

[–] comicsanddrwho@alien.top 1 points 11 months ago (2 children)

But what about Peace, Justice, Freedom and Security to the new Empire?

[–] FloodsVsShips@alien.top 1 points 11 months ago (1 children)
[–] smithdanvers@alien.top 1 points 11 months ago (1 children)

I presume the poker subroutine is in the next OS patch the programmers will download into him

[–] GourangaPlusPlus@alien.top 1 points 11 months ago

"Jude, could I just?"

"Na mate"

"...ok then"

[–] LarsP@alien.top 1 points 11 months ago

Haaland has also neglected to bring peace to the Middle East, causing thousands of deaths!

[–] supplementarytables@alien.top 1 points 11 months ago (4 children)

It's destiny. Our fate has been sealed. The gods look at Bellingham as one of their own. There will be no more climate change. Peace and prosperity will befall humanity.

[–] KenDTree@alien.top 1 points 11 months ago

To win it you have to get to the final first, and we did that once. Southgate was the manager

[–] blitzformation@alien.top 1 points 11 months ago (1 children)

With every tap-ins, comes blessing upon humanity.

[–] halfeatenreddit@alien.top 1 points 11 months ago

You mean those goals that count towards the scoreline?

[–] Ricb76@alien.top 1 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Came down to a crap shoot so you can argue that England can win a Major Trophy. They could have won World Cup too. That game against France was neck and neck.

[–] Extremiel@alien.top 1 points 11 months ago (2 children)

Slacker, why did he not win the world cup?

[–] LarsP@alien.top 1 points 11 months ago

Haaland has also neglected to bring peace to the Middle East, causing thousands of deaths!

[–] FloodsVsShips@alien.top 1 points 11 months ago (1 children)
[–] smithdanvers@alien.top 1 points 11 months ago

I presume the poker subroutine is in the next OS patch the programmers will download into him

[–] Big_man03@alien.top 1 points 11 months ago
[–] Chicken-n-Chips@alien.top 1 points 11 months ago
[–] Melicalol@alien.top 1 points 11 months ago

Please stop man. I been getting spam feed about the promise land since last weekend.