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In case of cyberattack (sopuli.xyz)

submitted 11 months ago by sunnie@sopuli.xyz to c/programmerhumor@lemmy.ml

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[–] Chunk@lemmy.world 19 points 11 months ago (3 children)

Nah. Rip that shit right out of the chassis. Destroy that RJ45 port. Make it so the security audit team has to resolder a jack to the mobo before they can even ssh to the box.

Trust me I run a security company. If you need help with your security please feel free to contact me! We are the best in the business!

[–] coco@lemmy.world 2 points 11 months ago

Yea but it take time !!!

How many shit you have to unhook from whatever to save the shit ?? 100 ?? That take minutes !!!!!

[–] darcy@sh.itjust.works 1 points 11 months ago

just have a tub of water rigged above the server

[–] Confused_Emus@lemmy.world 1 points 11 months ago

Y'all... just... unhook the cable from the demarc...?