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[–] The_Picard_Maneuver@startrek.website 43 points 1 year ago (4 children)

I always picture a drunken sailor asking how much port is left. It works for me.

[–] Stamets@startrek.website 13 points 1 year ago

Okay that's infuriatingly clever... I'm going to have to use that.

[–] Peppycito@sh.itjust.works 6 points 1 year ago

And port is red. Green means you're on Starboard and GET THE HELL OUT OF MY WAY!!

[–] Cheems@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

That's better than mine

[–] darcy@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 year ago