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A Boring Dystopia

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The original was posted on /r/aboringdystopia by /u/CarpinThemDiems on 2023-10-05 23:18:27.

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[–] isVeryLoud@lemmy.ca 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Sensor because people don't flush

[–] JoShmoe@ani.social 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Oh so Testicle Biometrics Scanner why didn’t you just say that?

[–] isVeryLoud@lemmy.ca 2 points 1 year ago

It identifies a correct flushing profile to use by using a biometric scan of your balls to retrieve your user data from the cloud.