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Cat accused of wiping US Veteran Affairs server info after jumping on keyboard (www.theregister.com)

submitted 1 year ago by csolisr@communities.azkware.net to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

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A four-hour system interruption in September at the Veterans Affairs Medical Center in Kansas City, Missouri has been attributed to a cat jumping on a technician's keyboard.

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[–] reddig33@lemmy.world 70 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (4 children)

This is about as believable as “the dog ate my homework.”

[–] ZILtoid1991@kbin.social 12 points 1 year ago

At least I know dogs that would do that...

[–] Communist@lemmy.ml 7 points 1 year ago

One time my dog actually did eat my homework and I informed my teacher that he'd never believe the truth.

He said it actually happened to him once too and let me redo it. I'm lucky as fuck.

[–] Kepabar@startrek.website 6 points 1 year ago

I do have a fear of something like this happening and do not let my cat into the room when I'm working for this reason though.

I could believe it.

[–] hydrospanner@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

Trust it'll be used as justification for RTO