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[–] CAPSLOCKFTW@lemmy.ml 38 points 1 year ago (4 children)

"Blockchain Developer"

[–] drekly@lemmy.world 13 points 1 year ago (1 children)

"Rockstar" "Ninja"

[–] fubo@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

"Hardcore Coding Bro Ready To Crush Some Code"

[–] Scrappy@feddit.nl 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Where do I apply?

[–] fubo@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

"Adderall-Chuggin' Monster-Energy Fiend With Mad Full-Stizzack Java Skizzills, Brah"

[–] magic_lobster_party@kbin.social 12 points 1 year ago (1 children)

“You write fast, efficient and safe code”

I don’t think any of that is possible on a blockchain.

[–] HeartyBeast@kbin.social 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Pick any 2

[–] Llewellyn@lemmy.ml 9 points 1 year ago

With blockchain? Pick one.

[–] lol@lemm.ee 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

im a for loop developer

[–] Rai@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 1 year ago

We’re looking more for “do”ers, not “for”ers.

[–] ultimate_question@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

Ya I wouldn't apply to any role at this company if I saw that, that's a major red flag that their VC money has either run out or is about to lol