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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

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If you find yourself getting angry (or god forbid, agreeing) with something Anon has said, you might be doing it wrong.

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all it takes (cdn.imgchest.com)

submitted 5 days ago by Samdell@lemmy.eco.br to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] Stillwater@sh.itjust.works 70 points 5 days ago (2 children)

Sucking dick makes the world go 'round

[–] henfredemars@infosec.pub 29 points 5 days ago (3 children)

Some days you’re getting sucked, other days you’re doing the sucking.

[–] Stillwater@sh.itjust.works 21 points 5 days ago

Win/win

[–] Samdell@lemmy.eco.br 17 points 5 days ago

In this world, its milk or be milked.

[–] glitchdx@lemmy.world 8 points 5 days ago

if only it were that easy

[–] blazeknave@lemmy.world 15 points 5 days ago

Marilyn Manson said blowjobs were like handshakes in Hollywood. But I think he might be a rapist iirc