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Does your freebie have to be one person or can it be, like, a population? Can you deathnote every conservative politician in a go? That'd be one fuck of a freebie.
The method of death can be specified, and it never says that you can't summon a moderately sized bomb, or a virus that only kills under very specific circumstances. We're dealing with the supernatural, let's go a little wild.
...honestly, it never said you can't make the deaths wicked cool, man, so why don't we have a pile of gold fall from the sky onto our hated enemy that just by happenstance happened to be near me. Strange how the gold is mostly gone, officer, but I swear, it was like a dragon's hoard or something.
"AFRICA!"
"Uh Light that's not how it-"
"MEXICO!"
"PATRIOTS FANS!"
"THE BLOGOSPHERE!"