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[–] _AutumnMoon_@lemmy.blahaj.zone 73 points 1 day ago (4 children)

"Sexual trist at the Library" Damn what libraries are you going to?

[–] prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone 17 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

Bro went to a gay adult book store once and confused it with a library, now he's on a crusade (to find the guy who sucked him off in the bathroom).

[–] DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 5 points 16 hours ago

👏Stop👏Sucking👏Off👏 Conservatives 👏 In 👏 The 👏 Queer 👏 Bookstores👏

That's how you get an infestation.

[–] leraje@lemmy.blahaj.zone 26 points 1 day ago (2 children)

One's that clearly have no dictionaries in them.

[–] burntbacon@discuss.tchncs.de 8 points 1 day ago

Spelling isn't important anymore.

-Random dipshits on the internet who get angry about being corrected.

[–] ICastFist@programming.dev 3 points 1 day ago

It certainly seems that he wouldn't be able to read even if the place had them

[–] Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago

Indeed. One would like to know where one would find such outrageous dens of iniquity. So one can avoid them, of course.

[–] thanksforallthefish 5 points 1 day ago

Dunno either, but if you find out please clue me in