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Gooner game of the year Stellar Blade's mods are 41% smut, ensuring gamers will never see the light of heaven (www.pcgamer.com)

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It is, apparently, always possible for there to be less clothing.

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[–] QuoVadisHomines@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 day ago (3 children)

It's because you cannot under normal circumstances engage in a killing spree but most can get laid if they have previously put in effort.

[–] Zorque@lemmy.world 31 points 1 day ago (1 children)

This still assumes both are equal in both motive and morality.

Sex is just better than violence in all respects (except when combined, yuck).

[–] semperverus@lemmy.world 18 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Both combined is perfectly fine when both (or all involved) people specifically want it. It can be a lot of fun as long as youre being safe.

[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago

Yes! Exactly! And you also have to both know and trust each others limits. If you offer for your partner to spank you, and you're expecting a light little funishment, but they go full ham, and blister and bruise your ass, you're both going to have a bad time.

But if you both know and expect similiar ideas, and thats whats engaged in, respecting limits, and respecting consent, and respecting bountries, it can be a lot of fun.

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 9 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

Do you even realize how much effort would be needed to make a race of sex-crazed anthros IRL? If it was easy, it would have been done already.

[–] tal@lemmy.today 2 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Genetic engineering is still in its infancy.

Mate demand with time, and one tends to get supply.

EDIT: In the news, a couple months ago:

https://theconversation.com/return-of-the-dire-wolf-is-an-impressive-feat-of-genetic-engineering-not-a-reversal-of-extinction-254098

Dallas-based biotech company Colossal has announced the birth of three pups bearing the DNA signatures of dire wolves, an iconic predator last seen roaming North America over 10,000 years ago.

But in the end, it’s not about whether we can bring back the dead. It’s about what we do with the power to remake the living.

[–] makyo@lemmy.world 4 points 23 hours ago (1 children)

I'm not sure that's it - there are plenty of very successful games that simulate activities requiring less effort than getting laid.

[–] Deello@lemm.ee 4 points 23 hours ago (1 children)

Power washing simulator has entered the chat

[–] DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 2 points 13 hours ago

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