this post was submitted on 21 Sep 2023
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[–] fleabomber@lemm.ee 20 points 1 year ago (2 children)

This is just the plot to every Jurassic Park sequel.

[–] kryptonianCodeMonkey@lemmy.world 10 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Jurassic Park attendee: "We're going to participate in spitting in the face of God, evolution and ethics by recreating, genetically manipulating and trapping giant carnivorous monstrosities without any consequences"

consequences

Attendee: "Well, this is some bullshit."

[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 8 points 1 year ago

"Hey! I thought you said you spared no expense!"

"Yeah... on the food an human accomodations. The dinosaur pens and security systems were all built by the lowest bidder."

[–] Apollonius_Cone@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Wouldn't it be more like King Kong? When Monkey Attacks! Imagine a whole fleet of King's Kongs. That would be monkey attack beach, monkey attack cliff, monkey attack pond. When 🐵 monkey's attack you'll see some shit fly.

[–] fleabomber@lemm.ee 2 points 1 year ago

You're gonna have to get past the monkeys for this to work.