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I learned about this from "Scorpion". A man named Doctor Toby Curtis is trying to help his ex-wife get her stolen identity back, and through a series of unfortunate events she and Toby end up stuck in a casket by the man who stole her identity, then the follow conversation ensues :-
Toby : I just keep messing your life up
Amy : No, you were just trying to help. I'm the one who got you trapped in a coffin.
Toby : This is a casket. Coffins are tapered at the top and bottom.
Amy : Really? This is the last conversation you want to have? Correcting someone's word choice?
And since then I have ALWAYS remembered it. Because -- you know -- it's something that sticks with you.
(Did I mention I am a fun of dark humour?)