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Track list on their debut album:
Papercut enema is so fucking horrible. I genuinely regret reading that. My ass puckered so hard I could hear it snap shut
I know, right? But the chorus is a banger:
You hollowed me out
Left me to shout
Your love...is like a papercut enema
I hate...what you are and I became!
An empty shadow that feels only pain
Left to walk the Earth spreading your name
FBI? Yep. This one right here!