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[–] chemical_cutthroat@lemmy.world 159 points 6 days ago (2 children)

Benadryl Buck Shot is a fucking great band name.

[–] partial_accumen@lemmy.world 39 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Track list on their debut album:

  1. Straight into my veins
  2. My-stamine
  3. Bodies (Let the bodies hit the floor, cover)
  4. Yeah?! What are you gonna do about it?
  5. Papercut enema
[–] dharmacurious@slrpnk.net 16 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Papercut enema is so fucking horrible. I genuinely regret reading that. My ass puckered so hard I could hear it snap shut

[–] partial_accumen@lemmy.world 5 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (1 children)

I know, right? But the chorus is a banger:

You hollowed me out

Left me to shout

Your love...is like a papercut enema

I hate...what you are and I became!

An empty shadow that feels only pain

Left to walk the Earth spreading your name

[–] dharmacurious@slrpnk.net 2 points 5 days ago

FBI? Yep. This one right here!