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Anon measures up (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 5 days ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] Anomalocaris@lemm.ee 5 points 4 days ago (2 children)

because you used a gorilla as a reference, they actually have tiny dicks. so little in fact, that King Kong dick might be in the fuckeable realm

no, you can't unlearn that, I tried

[–] starman2112@sh.itjust.works 1 points 4 days ago

I imagine the girth may be an issue with King Kong. 12 inches is manageable, but I have no idea how thick a gorilla's dick is

But also I'm aware of Bad Dragon. No matter its size, there are people who would enjoy it