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An elderly Walmart greeter:
"Go ahead hero, pull the trigger. You got killer in your eyes, son? ...I don't see it."
What is a Walmart greeter?
People who are paid to hang out at the entrance/exits to discourage shoplifting by checking receipts against what's in the cart.
And people let them look through their stuff?
I don’t, I walk right by the guy with my cart. I just paid for all this shit at the cashier which already took forever due to incompetence, on no less than 20 cameras with their own employee scanning items. They have no authority to hold me there and I already own the items in the cart.
If they accuse me of stealing, they will never get another dollar from me. I hope there are many others like me.
My wife thinks I'm rude for handing them the receipt on my way out. They want it so bad, they can keep it!
I didn't wait for them to accuse me of stealing. My final straw was when they removed 80% of the check outs in favor of self check outs.
Self check outs >>> traditional check outs though
About $7.25 an hour