Dad Jokes

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This is a community for sharing those cheesy “dad” jokes that invoke an eye roll or chuckle.

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A handy guide for the curious. (ttrpg.network)

submitted 5 days ago by ZDL@ttrpg.network to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

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[–] lath@lemmy.world 3 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (1 children)

Hey peeps! Easy way to tell! The Alligator has their mouth shaped like an A and the Crocodile has their mouth shaped as a C! Can't go wrong with that!

Edit: And also there's the cayman or as we like to call it, the 'kay man. You can tell because they're usually toasted.

[–] alphapuggle@programming.dev 23 points 5 days ago (2 children)

Isn't it flipped? Counterintuitively

[–] Kecessa@sh.itjust.works 10 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (1 children)

Yep, it is reversed

Crocodile teeth don't show, Gators have teeth visible when their mouth is closed, that was the trick I learned as a kid

[–] alphapuggle@programming.dev 9 points 5 days ago

If I'm close enough to tell this, the last thing I'm probably worried about is if it's an alligator or a crocodile

[–] lath@lemmy.world 7 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

Ikr. It was probably a bunch of dads making jokes when naming them.