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More bars should use these (lemmy.world)
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[–] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 51 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Bars? I need something like this for IT work.

[–] Overtheveloper@lemmy.world 16 points 17 hours ago* (last edited 17 hours ago) (2 children)

Congratulations!

Your issue just dropped in my priority list

Because:

  • You're being a smartass
  • You didn't provide any details besides "doesn't work"
  • You messaged me after work hours
  • You can solve the issue yourself
  • It works for me and I can't be bothered to replicate your specific edge case
  • I just don't like you personally

I'll revisit it:

  • After lunch break
  • Tomorrow
  • When I'm done with my current project/task
  • When I feel like it
  • When you resubmit the issue politely/with reproduction steps
  • Never

Thank you and:

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[–] BradleyUffner@lemmy.world 6 points 14 hours ago* (last edited 14 hours ago) (2 children)

These are all great, except for this one.

  • It works for me and I can't be bothered to replicate your specific edge case

Sorry, this one's on you. It's literally IT's job.

[–] Overtheveloper@lemmy.world 1 points 4 hours ago* (last edited 4 hours ago)

I agree, but sometimes using resources on a case which happens next to never is just not worth the effort. Hell there is even a wiki page dedicated to this https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ostrich_algorithm

But maybe this can be rewritten in another way, feel free to suggest something else ;)

[–] stephen01king@lemmy.zip 2 points 5 hours ago

Unless the edge case is because the user did something to the computer that is not supported by IT.

[–] edgemaster72@lemmy.world 1 points 15 hours ago

Suggestion for next revision:

Because:

  • You’re being a smartass
  • ~~You can solve the issue yourself~~ You're being a dumbass
  • You didn’t provide any details besides “doesn’t work”
  • You messaged me after work hours
  • It works for me and I can’t be bothered to replicate your specific edge case
  • I just don’t like you personally