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[–] double_quack@lemm.ee 21 points 6 hours ago (1 children)
[–] throwawayacc0430@sh.itjust.works 11 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

Eventually, they're gonna make changing the OS illegal and burn in windows into the hardware. Welcome to the world of tomorrow! 🙃

[–] guynamedzero@sh.itjust.works 5 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

And that’s the point where I’ll go off the grid

[–] baldingpudenda@lemmy.world 7 points 3 hours ago

Buy a ThinkPad, download Wikipedia, print as many books as you can, spend 6 months binding those books, die from dysentery or almost starve to death in winter.

This is also my retirement plan.