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Micro$oft when I try to enjoy my local drive in peaC:\ (fedia.io)
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[โ€“] baldingpudenda@lemmy.world 14 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

Buy a ThinkPad, download Wikipedia, print as many books as you can, spend 6 months binding those books, die from dysentery or almost starve to death in winter.

This is also my retirement plan.