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[–] sittinonatoilet@sopuli.xyz 190 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

The bathroom in my house is all genders

[–] SkunkWorkz@lemmy.world 88 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Oh Hell noo ☝️. I will never visit your house. And if I ever do I will piss all over your front yard before I set foot in your house.

[–] Honytawk@lemmy.zip 21 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] 13igTyme@lemmy.world 13 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Would that be a female or male dog? I assume the yard is gender segregated.

[–] addison@programming.dev 7 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Oh Hell noo ☝️. I will never step on your grass. And if I ever do I will piss all over your street before I set foot in your yard.

[–] 13igTyme@lemmy.world 4 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Male Street or female street?

[–] FoxyFerengi@lemm.ee 1 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

What do I do if my street is agender?

[–] Kellenved@sh.itjust.works 1 points 2 weeks ago

In english all streets are non-binary. Romance languages have male and female streets*

*citation needed

[–] paraphrand@lemmy.world 17 points 2 weeks ago

“But my house doesn’t have creeps in it.”

“You did just say you will piss all over the airport parking lot.”

[–] arrow74@lemm.ee 8 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Hopefully you don't live in a red state. They'll try to take your kids for that one