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[–] Lennnny@lemmy.world 29 points 1 day ago (5 children)

Various Wetherspoons in England, because I hated queuing for the girls loo, so I'd just run into the men's. Apparently they don't like when you do that.

[–] NABDad@lemmy.world 10 points 1 day ago (2 children)

I wonder if you're banned for violating the restroom or more because you didn't respect the integrity of the queue.

[–] Lennnny@lemmy.world 3 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

There was no queue for the men's. I respect queues, which is why I used the men's - I didn't want to have to join it.

[–] NABDad@lemmy.world 1 points 1 hour ago

I dunno, we might have to get a ruling on that. Surely there's someone in a powdered wig somewhere who can give us the official stance.

[–] PalimpsestNavigator@midwest.social 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

As an American, I reserve the right to drop a deuce in my pants if the queue takes too long…

[–] NABDad@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)

The swings are my jam lol

[–] Moonweedbaddegrasse@lemm.ee 16 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I have seen a number of girls do that tbf. You are not alone (unless each time it was actually you)

[–] Lennnny@lemmy.world 2 points 3 hours ago

Was it in various Wetherspoons? If so, could have been me.

[–] PalimpsestNavigator@midwest.social 8 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

She is banned from multiple restrooms...

I need to meet some British women

[–] Walk_blesseD@lemmy.blahaj.zone 7 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Toilet policing is a bizarre British cultural ritual I honestly doubt I'll ever understand, but it's the sort of quirk that's probably to be expected from that sort of backwards little shithole country.

[–] PalimpsestNavigator@midwest.social 5 points 1 day ago (1 children)

“Toilet policing” sounds like someone’s arresting a dump

[–] LovableSidekick@lemmy.world 3 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

Mister Hankey has entered the chat.

“Well Hiiiiiiii-di-hoooo…”

[–] starlinguk@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Huh. I've never seen that before. Men don't mind.

[–] Lennnny@lemmy.world 2 points 3 hours ago

Bouncers apparently do

Can you IMAGINE some dude banging on a restroom stall? Lol

“YOU GET TF OUT OF THERE, MISSY!!”

[–] dumblederp@aussie.zone 2 points 1 day ago

I've taken so many girls to the gents for a wee at big events. I do like spoons though. Something about it's trashiness appeals.