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[–] neuracnu@lemmy.blahaj.zone 265 points 1 day ago (5 children)
[–] domi@lemmy.secnd.me 35 points 19 hours ago (2 children)

I always chuckle when Jellyfin shows subtitles as "Full ASS".

[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 1 points 3 hours ago

Never half ass two things. Full ass 1 thing

[–] lagoon8622@sh.itjust.works 16 points 21 hours ago

The default libass shaping engine,

[–] Iheartcheese@lemmy.world 86 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] jaybone@lemmy.zip 58 points 1 day ago (2 children)

I’m so old and tired, this isn’t even funny anymore. I’ll have to explain to some junior engineer about ASS. Then management will learn about this term “ass”, and use it incorrectly at every possible opportunity. Then when no one can explain ASS, I end up being “the ass guy.”

[–] Iheartcheese@lemmy.world 18 points 15 hours ago

HEY EVERYONE IT'S THE ASS GUY

[–] can@sh.itjust.works 113 points 1 day ago (4 children)

ASS (Advanced Substation Alpha)

[–] dditty@lemm.ee 7 points 17 hours ago* (last edited 17 hours ago) (1 children)

When I took a geometry test in eighth grade, I got a point deducted because I wrote ASS instead of SSA (side-side-angle) when calculating angles and side lengths of a triangle. Still got the right answer though

[–] Lemminary@lemmy.world 5 points 11 hours ago

Oh, wonderful, teachers who punish kids for being kids and/or making mistakes.

[–] Tb0n3@sh.itjust.works 58 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (2 children)

Fantastic sub format for anime.

[–] undefined@lemmy.hogru.ch 12 points 1 day ago (2 children)

I wonder why “great” and “sword” need to be Katakana

[–] OuterRem@lemm.ee 1 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

They transliterated it as English: “Great” being written like “Go Ra To” or something similar instead of using the Kanji 大 pronounced as “Dai”. Same with Sword, they wrote it like “Sa Do” or something, instead of 剣 pronounced as “Ken”.

[–] undefined@lemmy.hogru.ch 2 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

I know, but why? Not trying to be a hater but why not just use the native words?

[–] Traister101@lemmy.today 1 points 4 hours ago

Because it sounds like English words which is "cool"

[–] can@sh.itjust.works 13 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] undefined@lemmy.hogru.ch 2 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

I know, but why? Not trying to be a hater but why not just use the native words?

[–] can@sh.itjust.works 1 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

Same reason some English people will use Japanese words? I don't know.

[–] undefined@lemmy.hogru.ch 0 points 9 hours ago

Then why respond?

[–] Traister101@lemmy.today 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Eyy I just watched Red Ranger, extremely enjoyable for how stupid it is. I bet I'd have loved power rangers if I watched it as a kid

[–] ulterno@programming.dev 1 points 21 hours ago

I watched too much of power rangers on TV as a child.
As a result, I don't find the anime enjoyable.

Even though the premise was fun, I just couldn't tolerate it enough to feel the fun.

[–] toynbee@lemmy.world 23 points 1 day ago (3 children)

Why is that not ASA? Or even ASSA.

[–] fibojoly@sh.itjust.works 61 points 1 day ago

Because they knew exactly what they were doing, obviously.

[–] Jerkface@lemmy.world 37 points 1 day ago
[–] vodka@lemm.ee 17 points 1 day ago

Because substation alpha is SSA so they just reversed it.

Because it's funny.

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