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[–] Etterra@discuss.online 79 points 1 week ago (2 children)

I would totally be happy being a robot's pet. I bet they'd give me a great gaming PC if I promised not to pee on the sofa.

[–] Tikiporch@lemmy.world 76 points 1 week ago

Nah, my luck I end up adopted by some redneck robot, like the ones that build trucks or something, and I have to live chained to a tree, sleeping in an old tractor tire.

[–] dumbass@leminal.space 48 points 1 week ago (1 children)

if I promised not to pee on the sofa.

There's always some over the top requirements!

[–] Etterra@discuss.online 17 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Well there are other ways to mark my territory, to be fair.

[–] dumbass@leminal.space 5 points 6 days ago (1 children)
[–] Slovene@feddit.nl 2 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Or more fun ways. Like cumming on the sofa.

[–] SolarMonkey@slrpnk.net 9 points 6 days ago

Found JD Vance’s Lemmy account!

[–] pticrix@lemmy.ca 12 points 1 week ago

We didn't invent Cheetos stains for nothing. It's a strong marker.