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JB Pritzker Warns Illinois to Hide Their Pets as Kristi Noem Comes to Town - Jezebel (www.jezebel.com)

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Hide your pets, Noem's on the loose!

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[–] harmsy@lemmy.world 20 points 22 hours ago

I saw this headline and was like, "She's the puppy murderer, isn't she?" A quick glance at the comments confirms that she is, indeed, the one who murdered her own puppy.