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JB Pritzker Warns Illinois to Hide Their Pets as Kristi Noem Comes to Town - Jezebel
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this post was submitted on 08 May 2025
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They're shooting the dogs!
The Republicans coming in, they're shooting the cats!
They are shooting the pets of the people that live there.
🎵🎵🎵
They're climbing in your windows
Shooting your puppies up
Tryina kill 'em so ya need to
Hide your kids, hide your pets
Hide your kids, hide your pets
Hide your kids, hide your pets
And hide your spouses,
'cause they're shootin' everybody up here!
🎵🎵🎵
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