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Anon shops for a new rug (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 2 days ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] Panamalt@sh.itjust.works 6 points 1 day ago (2 children)

This sounds like an awful lot of effort, can't we just chill on the cartwheel sofa and let the house burn? This is fine, surely

[–] klemptor@startrek.website 3 points 1 day ago

We don't need no water, let the motherfucker burn

[–] tetris11@lemmy.ml 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Well, if the house doesn't mind.... and you're not bothered by gaining the odd garden shed or two, then sure why not?

[–] Panamalt@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 day ago

I'll get the house's consent, don't worry