this post was submitted on 06 May 2025
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[–] Asafum@feddit.nl 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I wish I wasn't at work on mobile... I really want to take that chart of hammers posted on Lemmy a few days ago and add the dead pope hammer lol

[–] The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world 20 points 1 month ago (5 children)

Sloppy job on mobile, but here:

[–] Asafum@feddit.nl 4 points 1 month ago

It's perfect! Pope-tato masher is amazing lol

[–] atlas@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 month ago

the title on the weapon alone deserves its own post. top tier

[–] Kowowow@lemmy.ca 4 points 1 month ago

I really want a flanged mace

[–] absGeekNZ@lemmy.nz 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

The morningstar is such a nice sounding name.

[–] Etterra@discuss.online 1 points 1 month ago

I'm a big fan of the flanged mace. It's a low skill melee weapon that's great for popping zombie heads. Make sure to use a shield and wear a splatter guard. You don't want to get that gunk in your face. I'm also very partial to the bar mace.

[–] peteypete420@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 month ago

I feel like some of those are not blunt weapons, still, quaterstaff!!