this post was submitted on 05 May 2025
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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

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If you find yourself getting angry (or god forbid, agreeing) with something Anon has said, you might be doing it wrong.

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[–] Ilovethebomb@lemm.ee 130 points 5 days ago (2 children)

Anon's sister sounds hilarious.

[–] hoshikarakitaridia@lemmy.world 108 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Depending on their relationship that's either super uncomfortable or funny af. And to Anon's question on what to respond "ok daddy" is a pretty good candidate imo.

[–] fckreddit@lemmy.ml 39 points 4 days ago (1 children)

"Ewww" is a much better response.

[–] WeirdGoesPro@lemmy.dbzer0.com 17 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Pornhub statistics show that was a lie.

[–] fckreddit@lemmy.ml 8 points 4 days ago (1 children)

How did you get access to my pornhub viewing stats?

[–] WeirdGoesPro@lemmy.dbzer0.com 17 points 4 days ago

The same way everyone else does, I purchased all your private information from a data broker. Your mother is ashamed, but your sister says “how YOU doin’?”

[–] danc4498@lemmy.world 6 points 4 days ago

So only she can have the funny ideas?