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Microblog Memes

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A place to share screenshots of Microblog posts, whether from Mastodon, tumblr, ~~Twitter~~ X, KBin, Threads or elsewhere.

Created as an evolution of White People Twitter and other tweet-capture subreddits.

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[–] kambusha@sh.itjust.works 59 points 1 week ago (3 children)
[–] shittydwarf@lemmy.dbzer0.com 56 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I forgot the punchline but your mother's a whore Trebek

[–] spankmonkey@lemmy.world 15 points 1 week ago (1 children)

"I'll take schwards for 100 Alex."

[–] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 15 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] JohnnyCanuck@lemmy.ca 9 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] victorz@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago

I read "bum" as "burn", too. Even worse.

[–] DogPeePoo@lemm.ee 13 points 1 week ago

“I’ll take ‘Le tits now’ for $800”

[–] VerilyFemme@lemmy.blahaj.zone 10 points 1 week ago

"Le Tits Now, Alex"