Dad Jokes

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Haiku for you... (ttrpg.network)

submitted 1 week ago by ZDL@ttrpg.network to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

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Help me, I am trapped
In a haiku factory.
Save me, before they...

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[–] Valmond@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (3 children)

This is kinda of stupid

why would you write haikus to free

a person trapped in here?

Edit is my haiku so bad 😞 added "of"

[–] OhStopYellingAtMe@lemmy.world 7 points 1 week ago

There’s an old saying
About what to do in Rome…
When you are in it

[–] OldManBOMBIN@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago

Talk about stupid,

You wrote a haiku that has

Extra syllables.

Stupid is too strong.

I feel bad for using it,

But it fits the scheme.

[–] OldManBOMBIN@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Hey man I just thought

I'd let you know that haikus

Are five-seven-five

[–] Valmond@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

I thought i had it

But now you say i do not

This is deceptive

[–] OldManBOMBIN@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago

That one works just fine.

The other one was one off;

It was six-eight-six.