Dad Jokes

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This is a community for sharing those cheesy “dad” jokes that invoke an eye roll or chuckle.

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Clean jokes only please. If you cannot tell this joke to a 5-year-old, you probably shouldn’t post it here. Please post edgier jokes to !unclejokes@lemmy.world
Must post text, image (e.g., meme), or direct link. Do not post external links that cannot be viewed directly from the community (e.g., link to joke website, Facebook, Instagram, etc.)
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Haiku for you... (ttrpg.network)

submitted 1 month ago by ZDL@ttrpg.network to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

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Help me, I am trapped
In a haiku factory.
Save me, before they...

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[–] ajoebyanyothername@lemmy.world 22 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

I'm coming to help.

Where can I find you my friend?

Oh no, they see me...

[–] abbadon420@lemm.ee 15 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

Hold it right there mate.
You will have to come with me.
You are in trouble

[–] ajoebyanyothername@lemmy.world 12 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

No, I've done nothing!

I'm lost! Where is the bathroom?

No hablo ingles.

[–] OldManBOMBIN@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago

Se habla Spanish.

Kinda. I studied a bit.

When I was younger.