Dad Jokes

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This is a community for sharing those cheesy “dad” jokes that invoke an eye roll or chuckle.

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Clean jokes only please. If you cannot tell this joke to a 5-year-old, you probably shouldn’t post it here. Please post edgier jokes to !unclejokes@lemmy.world
Must post text, image (e.g., meme), or direct link. Do not post external links that cannot be viewed directly from the community (e.g., link to joke website, Facebook, Instagram, etc.)
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Haiku for you... (ttrpg.network)

submitted 1 week ago by ZDL@ttrpg.network to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

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Help me, I am trapped
In a haiku factory.
Save me, before they...

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[–] ajoebyanyothername@lemmy.world 21 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

I'm coming to help.

Where can I find you my friend?

Oh no, they see me...

[–] abbadon420@lemm.ee 14 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

Hold it right there mate.
You will have to come with me.
You are in trouble

[–] ajoebyanyothername@lemmy.world 11 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

No, I've done nothing!

I'm lost! Where is the bathroom?

No hablo ingles.

[–] OldManBOMBIN@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago

Se habla Spanish.

Kinda. I studied a bit.

When I was younger.